My miss my ex boyfriend and I miss my ex fling and I miss being touched and I miss being adored and and and and
Seconded. Except substitute girlfriend for boyfriend.
I have the biggest urge to make-out with someone today. Is that something you can post on craigslist?
“Wanted: One make-out partner, preferably female, willing to cuddle, and like cats.”
Some pictures I took with my newly acquired old camera. They didn’t turn out quite right but I can fix that by calling them artistic.
what th efuck
I want this to be played at my funeral
I saw this last night and thought it was the greatest thing ever.
Someone actually responded to a message I sent on OKCupid. Now I’m all giddy like a school-girl and my brain is doing its thing by immediately jumping ahead 20 steps and going “You would have some cute kids…”
Someone please tell me why my dog’s breath smells like Sea World. It’s awful.