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yeezuskhrist:

appropriate for today.

(via ruinedchildhood)

happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

Oh look there’s math to prove it too

(via ruinedchildhood)

toronjas:

My miss my ex boyfriend and I miss my ex fling and I miss being touched and I miss being adored and and and and

Seconded. Except substitute girlfriend for boyfriend.

I have the biggest urge to make-out with someone today.  Is that something you can post on craigslist?

“Wanted: One make-out partner, preferably female, willing to cuddle, and like cats.”

Some pictures I took with my newly acquired old camera.  They didn’t turn out quite right but I can fix that by calling them artistic.

ruinedchildhood:

me

toronjas:

glitterweave:

what th efuck 

I want this to be played at my funeral

I saw this last night and thought it was the greatest thing ever.

Someone actually responded to a message I sent on OKCupid.  Now I’m all giddy like a school-girl and my brain is doing its thing by immediately jumping ahead 20 steps and going “You would have some cute kids…”

(via angry-fapping)

Someone please tell me why my dog’s breath smells like Sea World. It’s awful.